There’s a hole in my bucket…..

There’s a hole in my bucket ….

My email’s not working Dear Microsoft Dear Microsoft …and I want to talk to someone to put it right..and Word is not working either Dear Microsoft

Then mend it :Dear Keith Dear keith ..mend it…..

How shall I mend it dear Microsoft, dear Microsoft …

By signing on to our help account Dear Keith, dear Keith…. and we’ll tell you how we can help

How do I do that Dear Microsoft, Dear Microsoft… Tell me how

Sign up to MSN first Dear Keith, Dear Keith

I don’t need MSN Dear Microsoft, Dear Microsoft

You do Dear Keith, Dear Keith you do Dear Keith, Dear Keith you do!!.

How do I sign in Dear Microsoft, Dear Microsoft,

By filling in the form Dear Keith, Dear Keith…. FILL IN THE FORM!!

OK Dear Microsoft, Dear Microsoft… well OK Dear Microsoft, Dear Microsoft …Well, OK! SIGHHH!

Now we need to check you Dear Keith, Dear Keith….. we need to CHECK YOU…!

And how do you do that Dear Microsoft, Dear Microsoft….

You send in the form Dear Keith, Dear Keith and we verify it dear keith dear Keith….we VERIFY IT..

How do you verify it Dear Microsoft, Dear Microsoft…..

By sending you an email Dear Keith, Dear Keith …by sending you an email Dear Keith, with a code….

But my email’s not working Dear Microsoft, Dear Microsoft .. my email’s not working Dear Microsoft…you PILLOCKS….

There’s a hole in my bucket….

About Keith Melton - Green Lib Dem

Retired English liberal environmentalist living in Nottinghamshire; spent six years in Brazil. Author of Historical Novel - Captain Cobbler: the Lincolnshire Uprising 1536. Active member of the Green Liberal Democrats - (pressure group in Liberal Democrats) - was Founding Chair of GLD in 1988
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